Boob Cookies
Serves 1
Directions
- 1Add butter, white sugar, and brown sugar to a stand mixer.
- 2Add butter, white sugar, and brown sugar to a stand mixer.
- 3Add butter, white sugar, and brown sugar to a stand mixer.
- 4Mix the butter and sugars together until combined.
- 5Mix the butter and sugars together until combined.
- 6Mix the butter and sugars together until combined.
- 7Add eggs to the mixture and continue mixing.
- 8Add eggs to the mixture and continue mixing.
- 9Add eggs to the mixture and continue mixing.
- 10Pour in vanilla extract.
- 11Pour in vanilla extract.
- 12Pour in vanilla extract.
- 13Add baking powder to the mixture.
- 14Add baking powder to the mixture.
- 15Add baking powder to the mixture.
- 16Add flaxseed meal, brewer's yeast, and oat flour to the mixture.
- 17Add flaxseed meal, brewer's yeast, and oat flour to the mixture.
- 18Add flaxseed meal, brewer's yeast, and oat flour to the mixture.
- 19Add plain flour to the mixture.
- 20Add plain flour to the mixture.
- 21Add plain flour to the mixture.
- 22Add chocolate chips to the dough.
- 23Add chocolate chips to the dough.
- 24Add chocolate chips to the dough.
- 25Mix until all ingredients are well combined to form the cookie dough.
- 26Mix until all ingredients are well combined to form the cookie dough.
- 27Mix until all ingredients are well combined to form the cookie dough.
Ingredients
- butter
- butter
- butter
- sugar
- sugar
- sugar
- eggs
- eggs
- eggs
- vanilla
- vanilla
- vanilla
- baking powder
- baking powder
- baking powder
- flaxseed meal
- flaxseed meal
- flaxseed meal
- brewer's yeast
- brewer's yeast
- brewer's yeast
- oat flour
- oat flour
- oat flour
- plain flour
- plain flour
- plain flour
- chocolate chips
- chocolate chips
- chocolate chips
Equipment
stand mixermixing bowl
Tips
- Flaxseed meal helps with milk supply and bowel movement.
- Brewer's yeast boosts milk supply like magic.
- Oat flour provides slow energy release, useful for mothers who don't nap.
- Add whatever else you like, such as chocolate chips, at the end.
- The cookies are baked, not stirred, implying they are a good treat for tired moms.
- The recipe is for "boob cookies" or "titty cookies", implying a focus on lactation support and perhaps comfort food for mothers.
- Butter is referred to as "emotional support" and sugar as "sweet and dead inside", indicating a humorous and relatable tone for mothers.
- Eggs are mentioned as "something I'm allowed to crack that isn't my will to live", highlighting the stresses of motherhood.
- Vanilla "smells like I have my life together (I don't)", emphasizing the humorous self-awareness.
- Baking powder is said to be "the reason these cookies rise, unlike my standards lately", continuing the humorous and relatable commentary.
- Brewer's yeast "tastes like regret, looks like concrete, smells like feet, but boosts your milk supply like magic so we're not questioning it", providing a candid and funny take on a common lactation ingredient.
- Plain flour is "the only thing plain about me, baby", showing a confident and playful attitude.
- Chocolate chips are added "because I f*cking earned it", reinforcing the idea of a well-deserved treat for mothers.
- The overall tone is supportive, humorous, and relatable for mothers, especially those who are tired and in need of a treat that also offers potential lactation benefits.
- The use of specific ingredients like flaxseed meal, brewer's yeast, and oat flour suggests the cookies are intended for lactating mothers to help with milk supply and energy, even though specific quantities are not provided in the video.
- The video does not provide specific measurements or baking instructions (like oven temperature or baking time), but focuses on the ingredients and the humorous narrative surrounding their purpose for a tired mother.
- The video is clearly a lighthearted take on making lactation cookies, focusing more on the emotional and functional benefits for mothers rather than a precise recipe.