Boob Cookies

Name: Boob Cookies
Ingredients: butter; sugar; eggs; vanilla; baking powder; flaxseed meal; brewer's yeast; oat flour; plain flour; chocolate chips

Serves 1

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Boob Cookies

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Serves 1

Directions

1Add butter, white sugar, and brown sugar to a stand mixer.
2Mix the butter and sugars together until combined.
3Add eggs to the mixture and continue mixing.
4Pour in vanilla extract.
5Add baking powder to the mixture.
6Add flaxseed meal, brewer's yeast, and oat flour to the mixture.
7Add plain flour to the mixture.
8Add chocolate chips to the dough.
9Mix until all ingredients are well combined to form the cookie dough.

Ingredients

butter
sugar
eggs
vanilla
baking powder
flaxseed meal
brewer's yeast
oat flour
plain flour
chocolate chips

Equipment

stand mixermixing bowl

Tips

Flaxseed meal helps with milk supply and bowel movement.
Brewer's yeast boosts milk supply like magic.
Oat flour provides slow energy release, useful for mothers who don't nap.
Add whatever else you like, such as chocolate chips, at the end.
The cookies are baked, not stirred, implying they are a good treat for tired moms.
The recipe is for "boob cookies" or "titty cookies", implying a focus on lactation support and perhaps comfort food for mothers.
Butter is referred to as "emotional support" and sugar as "sweet and dead inside", indicating a humorous and relatable tone for mothers.
Eggs are mentioned as "something I'm allowed to crack that isn't my will to live", highlighting the stresses of motherhood.
Vanilla "smells like I have my life together (I don't)", emphasizing the humorous self-awareness.
Baking powder is said to be "the reason these cookies rise, unlike my standards lately", continuing the humorous and relatable commentary.
Brewer's yeast "tastes like regret, looks like concrete, smells like feet, but boosts your milk supply like magic so we're not questioning it", providing a candid and funny take on a common lactation ingredient.
Plain flour is "the only thing plain about me, baby", showing a confident and playful attitude.
Chocolate chips are added "because I f*cking earned it", reinforcing the idea of a well-deserved treat for mothers.
The overall tone is supportive, humorous, and relatable for mothers, especially those who are tired and in need of a treat that also offers potential lactation benefits.
The use of specific ingredients like flaxseed meal, brewer's yeast, and oat flour suggests the cookies are intended for lactating mothers to help with milk supply and energy, even though specific quantities are not provided in the video.
The video does not provide specific measurements or baking instructions (like oven temperature or baking time), but focuses on the ingredients and the humorous narrative surrounding their purpose for a tired mother.
The video is clearly a lighthearted take on making lactation cookies, focusing more on the emotional and functional benefits for mothers rather than a precise recipe.

Boob Cookies

Serves 1

tiktok.com

Boob Cookies

tiktok.com

Serves 1

Directions

1Add butter, white sugar, and brown sugar to a stand mixer.
2Mix the butter and sugars together until combined.
3Add eggs to the mixture and continue mixing.
4Pour in vanilla extract.
5Add baking powder to the mixture.
6Add flaxseed meal, brewer's yeast, and oat flour to the mixture.
7Add plain flour to the mixture.
8Add chocolate chips to the dough.
9Mix until all ingredients are well combined to form the cookie dough.

Ingredients

butter
sugar
eggs
vanilla
baking powder
flaxseed meal
brewer's yeast
oat flour
plain flour
chocolate chips

Equipment

stand mixermixing bowl

Tips

Flaxseed meal helps with milk supply and bowel movement.
Brewer's yeast boosts milk supply like magic.
Oat flour provides slow energy release, useful for mothers who don't nap.
Add whatever else you like, such as chocolate chips, at the end.
The cookies are baked, not stirred, implying they are a good treat for tired moms.
The recipe is for "boob cookies" or "titty cookies", implying a focus on lactation support and perhaps comfort food for mothers.
Butter is referred to as "emotional support" and sugar as "sweet and dead inside", indicating a humorous and relatable tone for mothers.
Eggs are mentioned as "something I'm allowed to crack that isn't my will to live", highlighting the stresses of motherhood.
Vanilla "smells like I have my life together (I don't)", emphasizing the humorous self-awareness.
Baking powder is said to be "the reason these cookies rise, unlike my standards lately", continuing the humorous and relatable commentary.
Brewer's yeast "tastes like regret, looks like concrete, smells like feet, but boosts your milk supply like magic so we're not questioning it", providing a candid and funny take on a common lactation ingredient.
Plain flour is "the only thing plain about me, baby", showing a confident and playful attitude.
Chocolate chips are added "because I f*cking earned it", reinforcing the idea of a well-deserved treat for mothers.
The overall tone is supportive, humorous, and relatable for mothers, especially those who are tired and in need of a treat that also offers potential lactation benefits.
The use of specific ingredients like flaxseed meal, brewer's yeast, and oat flour suggests the cookies are intended for lactating mothers to help with milk supply and energy, even though specific quantities are not provided in the video.
The video does not provide specific measurements or baking instructions (like oven temperature or baking time), but focuses on the ingredients and the humorous narrative surrounding their purpose for a tired mother.
The video is clearly a lighthearted take on making lactation cookies, focusing more on the emotional and functional benefits for mothers rather than a precise recipe.