3Place the broiled jalapenos into a bowl and cover with aluminum for 10 minutes.
4Add 2 pounds of cream cheese to a bowl.
5Add a heaping tablespoon of smoked paprika.
6Add half a tablespoon of salt.
7Rub off the black skin from the jalapenos with your hands.
8Finely chop the jalapenos with the seeds.
9Add the chopped jalapenos into the bowl with the cream cheese, saving a little bit for later.
10Finely chop the cooked bacon.
11Add the chopped bacon into the bowl with the cream cheese mixture, saving a little bit for later.
12Grate some mozzarella into the bowl.
13Mix everything in the bowl with your hands.
14Grab three balls of pizza dough.
15Stretch out a piece of pizza dough.
16Put a tablespoon of the filling into the stretched dough.
17Fold and seal the dough to form a ball.
18Place the sealed dough balls on a baking sheet with the bacon grease.
19Put the baking sheet in the oven at 425 degrees for 15 minutes.
20Brush the baked balls with olive oil.
21Sprinkle sesame seeds over the balls.
22Add a bunch of shredded cheddar cheese.
23Top with the saved bacon and jalapeno.
24Put it back in the oven for 10 minutes.
Ingredients
bacon
5 jalapenos
2 pounds cream cheese
1 tablespoon smoked paprika
0.5 tablespoon salt
mozzarella
3 balls pizza dough
olive oil
sesame seeds
shredded cheddar
Equipment
traybowlaluminumgraterbaking sheetbrush
Tips
If you make your balls super big, they might have to go in the oven for an extra 10 minutes, but you can just take them out and look whatever the fuck.
If you don't make these for the Super Bowl, you're a fucking idiot.