Chicken Cordon Boo

59 mins
Serves 6
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Directions

  1. 1Take a chicken and make three chickens.
  2. 2Take a chicken and make three chickens.
  3. 3Take a chicken and make three chickens.
  4. 4Pound them out a little bit.
  5. 5Pound them out a little bit.
  6. 6Pound them out a little bit.
  7. 7Lay it over a nice big soup ladle.
  8. 8Lay it over a nice big soup ladle.
  9. 9Lay it over a nice big soup ladle.
  10. 10Find a gigantic onion, chop that up.
  11. 11Find a gigantic onion, chop that up.
  12. 12Find a gigantic onion, chop that up.
  13. 13Throw it all in a pot and get it going.
  14. 14Throw it all in a pot and get it going.
  15. 15Throw it all in a pot and get it going.
  16. 16Find 72,000 mushrooms, chop those up and throw them in the pan.
  17. 17Find 72,000 mushrooms, chop those up and throw them in the pan.
  18. 18Find 72,000 mushrooms, chop those up and throw them in the pan.
  19. 19Salt it, stir it.
  20. 20Salt it, stir it.
  21. 21Salt it, stir it.
  22. 22Pour the concoction inside the soup ladle and fold over the chicken.
  23. 23Pour the concoction inside the soup ladle and fold over the chicken.
  24. 24Pour the concoction inside the soup ladle and fold over the chicken.
  25. 25Melt an incredible amount of butter and brush each chicken ball with that butter.
  26. 26Melt an incredible amount of butter and brush each chicken ball with that butter.
  27. 27Melt an incredible amount of butter and brush each chicken ball with that butter.
  28. 28Grate some parmesan cheese and sprinkle it over the chicken.
  29. 29Grate some parmesan cheese and sprinkle it over the chicken.
  30. 30Grate some parmesan cheese and sprinkle it over the chicken.

Ingredients

  • 3 chicken breasts
  • 3 chicken breasts
  • 3 chicken breasts
  • 1 gigantic onion
  • 1 gigantic onion
  • 1 gigantic onion
  • 72000 mushrooms
  • 72000 mushrooms
  • 72000 mushrooms
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 1 pinch pepper
  • 1 pinch pepper
  • 1 pinch pepper
  • 1 incredible amount butter
  • 1 incredible amount butter
  • 1 incredible amount butter
  • 1 some parmesan cheese
  • 1 some parmesan cheese
  • 1 some parmesan cheese

Equipment

knifecutting boardmeat poundersoup ladlefrying panwooden spoonbaking sheetparchment papergrater