Hot Dog Chili

Directions

  1. 1Add seven cups of water.
  2. 2Cut up and dice three onions and add them to the pot.
  3. 3Add six pounds of the cheapest tube of meat, crush it up, and mix it until it's as fine as possible.
  4. 4Add three tablespoons of salt.
  5. 5Add three tablespoons of pepper.
  6. 6Add three tablespoons of paprika.
  7. 7Add three tablespoons of garlic powder or granulated garlic.
  8. 8Add six tablespoons of sugar.
  9. 9Add three quarters of a cup of chili powder.
  10. 10Add six tablespoons of wash your sister sauce.
  11. 11Add six tablespoons of Texas Pete.
  12. 12Add three-fourths of a cup of spicy ketchup (or a fourth a cup of sriracha and half a cup of ketchup).
  13. 13Mix all ingredients thoroughly.
  14. 14Bring the mixture to a boil for about 15 minutes with the lid on.
  15. 15Remove the lid and let it boil for another five minutes to allow some water to evaporate.
  16. 16Stir frequently to prevent meat from sticking to the bottom.
  17. 17After boiling and evaporation, add six ounces of tomato paste.
  18. 18Take the chili off the heat and let the grease rise to the top.
  19. 19Skim all the grease off the top.
  20. 20Refrigerate the chili for at least 24 hours before serving.

Ingredients

  • 7 cups water
  • 3 onions diced
  • 6 pounds cheapest tube of meat
  • 3 tablespoons salt
  • 3 tablespoons pepper
  • 3 tablespoons paprika
  • 3 tablespoons garlic powder or granulated garlic
  • 6 tablespoons sugar
  • 0.75 cup chili powder
  • 6 tablespoons wash your sister sauce
  • 6 tablespoons Texas Pete
  • 0.75 cup spicy ketchup
  • 0.25 cup sriracha
  • 0.5 cup ketchup
  • 6 ounces tomato paste

Tips

  • The key to the best hot dog chili is using the cheapest mystery meat you can possibly find.
  • Make sure you're stirring the chili while boiling to prevent the meat from sticking to the bottom.
  • Refrigerate the chili for at least 24 hours before serving for optimal thickness.