The Best Salad of Life

3 mins
Serves 1
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Directions

  1. 1Chop celery and put it in a bowl.
  2. 2Chop celery and put it in a bowl.
  3. 3Chop celery and put it in a bowl.
  4. 4Dice one whole honey crisp apple and add it to the bowl.
  5. 5Dice one whole honey crisp apple and add it to the bowl.
  6. 6Dice one whole honey crisp apple and add it to the bowl.
  7. 7Chop one large cucumber and add it to the bowl.
  8. 8Chop one large cucumber and add it to the bowl.
  9. 9Chop one large cucumber and add it to the bowl.
  10. 10Chop one bunch of fresh parsley and add it to the bowl.
  11. 11Chop one bunch of fresh parsley and add it to the bowl.
  12. 12Chop one bunch of fresh parsley and add it to the bowl.
  13. 13Add one handful of micro broccoli to the bowl.
  14. 14Add one handful of micro broccoli to the bowl.
  15. 15Add one handful of micro broccoli to the bowl.
  16. 16Add eight chopped dates to the bowl.
  17. 17Add eight chopped dates to the bowl.
  18. 18Add eight chopped dates to the bowl.
  19. 19Add one handful of chopped pecans to the bowl.
  20. 20Add one handful of chopped pecans to the bowl.
  21. 21Add one handful of chopped pecans to the bowl.
  22. 22Make the dressing in a separate bowl.
  23. 23Make the dressing in a separate bowl.
  24. 24Make the dressing in a separate bowl.
  25. 25Add 1 and 1/2 cups of shredded parmesan cheese to the dressing bowl.
  26. 26Add 1 and 1/2 cups of shredded parmesan cheese to the dressing bowl.
  27. 27Add 1 and 1/2 cups of shredded parmesan cheese to the dressing bowl.
  28. 28Chop one bunch of fresh dill and add it to the dressing bowl.
  29. 29Chop one bunch of fresh dill and add it to the dressing bowl.
  30. 30Chop one bunch of fresh dill and add it to the dressing bowl.
  31. 31Add the juice of three large lemons to the dressing bowl.
  32. 32Add the juice of three large lemons to the dressing bowl.
  33. 33Add the juice of three large lemons to the dressing bowl.
  34. 34Add 1/2 cup of mayonnaise to the dressing bowl.
  35. 35Add 1/2 cup of mayonnaise to the dressing bowl.
  36. 36Add 1/2 cup of mayonnaise to the dressing bowl.
  37. 37Add 1/4 cup of avocado oil to the dressing bowl.
  38. 38Add 1/4 cup of avocado oil to the dressing bowl.
  39. 39Add 1/4 cup of avocado oil to the dressing bowl.
  40. 40Add salt, pepper, garlic powder, and maple syrup to the dressing bowl. Mix well.
  41. 41Add salt, pepper, garlic powder, and maple syrup to the dressing bowl. Mix well.
  42. 42Add salt, pepper, garlic powder, and maple syrup to the dressing bowl. Mix well.
  43. 43Pour the dressing over the salad and toss to combine.
  44. 44Pour the dressing over the salad and toss to combine.
  45. 45Pour the dressing over the salad and toss to combine.

Ingredients

  • 1 bag celery
  • 1 bag celery
  • 1 bag celery
  • 1 whole honey crisp apple
  • 1 whole honey crisp apple
  • 1 whole honey crisp apple
  • 1 large cucumber
  • 1 large cucumber
  • 1 large cucumber
  • 1 bunch fresh parsley
  • 1 bunch fresh parsley
  • 1 bunch fresh parsley
  • 1 handful micro broccoli
  • 1 handful micro broccoli
  • 1 handful micro broccoli
  • 8 chopped dates
  • 8 chopped dates
  • 8 chopped dates
  • 1 handful chopped pecans
  • 1 handful chopped pecans
  • 1 handful chopped pecans
  • 1.5 cups parmesan
  • 1.5 cups parmesan
  • 1.5 cups parmesan
  • 1 bunch fresh dill
  • 1 bunch fresh dill
  • 1 bunch fresh dill
  • 3 lemons
  • 3 lemons
  • 3 lemons
  • 0.5 cup mayonnaise
  • 0.5 cup mayonnaise
  • 0.5 cup mayonnaise
  • 0.25 cup avocado oil
  • 0.25 cup avocado oil
  • 0.25 cup avocado oil
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 1 pinch pepper
  • 1 pinch pepper
  • 1 pinch pepper
  • 1 pinch garlic powder
  • 1 pinch garlic powder
  • 1 pinch garlic powder
  • 2 teaspoons maple syrup
  • 2 teaspoons maple syrup
  • 2 teaspoons maple syrup

Equipment

knifecutting boardbowllemon juicerwooden spoons