1Combine soy sauce, rice vinegar, hoisin sauce, sesame oil and corn starch in a small bowl
2Combine soy sauce, rice vinegar, hoisin sauce, sesame oil and corn starch in a small bowl
3Combine soy sauce, rice vinegar, hoisin sauce, sesame oil and corn starch in a small bowl
4Season the wok
5Season the wok
6Season the wok
7Add vegetable oil to make a puddle on the bottom
8Add vegetable oil to make a puddle on the bottom
9Add vegetable oil to make a puddle on the bottom
10Crack the heat to medium high and let it heat. Swirl to coat the edges often until it begins to smoke
11Crack the heat to medium high and let it heat. Swirl to coat the edges often until it begins to smoke
12Crack the heat to medium high and let it heat. Swirl to coat the edges often until it begins to smoke
13Discard the oil and wipe out the pan with a paper towel
14Discard the oil and wipe out the pan with a paper towel
15Discard the oil and wipe out the pan with a paper towel
16Boil water over medium high heat and add fresh chow mein or stir fry noodles
17Boil water over medium high heat and add fresh chow mein or stir fry noodles
18Boil water over medium high heat and add fresh chow mein or stir fry noodles
19Boil that for about 10-20s or what the package directions say, and immediately drain and rinse with cold water until completely cooled to stop the cooking process
20Boil that for about 10-20s or what the package directions say, and immediately drain and rinse with cold water until completely cooled to stop the cooking process
21Boil that for about 10-20s or what the package directions say, and immediately drain and rinse with cold water until completely cooled to stop the cooking process
22Add vegetable oil heat over medium high to wok
23Add vegetable oil heat over medium high to wok
24Add vegetable oil heat over medium high to wok
25Sear the boneless skinless chicken thighs in two batches to avoid overcrowding
26Sear the boneless skinless chicken thighs in two batches to avoid overcrowding
27Sear the boneless skinless chicken thighs in two batches to avoid overcrowding
28Cook the chicken until every piece is cooked all the way through with some color on it
29Cook the chicken until every piece is cooked all the way through with some color on it
30Cook the chicken until every piece is cooked all the way through with some color on it
31Finely chop seven cloves of garlic and prep all of your other vegetables - julienne one whole carrot, finely diced two ribs of celery, cut two green onions into one inch segments, and slice napa cabbage nice and thin
32Finely chop seven cloves of garlic and prep all of your other vegetables - julienne one whole carrot, finely diced two ribs of celery, cut two green onions into one inch segments, and slice napa cabbage nice and thin
33Finely chop seven cloves of garlic and prep all of your other vegetables - julienne one whole carrot, finely diced two ribs of celery, cut two green onions into one inch segments, and slice napa cabbage nice and thin
34Remove the meat from the wok
35Remove the meat from the wok
36Remove the meat from the wok
37Add the green onions and stir fry for about 30s or until the greens are wilted and starting to char nicely
38Add the green onions and stir fry for about 30s or until the greens are wilted and starting to char nicely
39Add the green onions and stir fry for about 30s or until the greens are wilted and starting to char nicely
40Add three quarters of your finely chopped garlic and stir fry until the garlic turns to a toasted golden brown color
41Add three quarters of your finely chopped garlic and stir fry until the garlic turns to a toasted golden brown color
42Add three quarters of your finely chopped garlic and stir fry until the garlic turns to a toasted golden brown color
43Add your celery and carrots
44Add your celery and carrots
45Add your celery and carrots
46Stir fry that for 2 minutes or until softened, followed by your cabbage
47Stir fry that for 2 minutes or until softened, followed by your cabbage
48Stir fry that for 2 minutes or until softened, followed by your cabbage
49Crank the heat to high and stir fry the absolute piss out of that for two minutes or until the cabbage is wilted and has a little bit of char
50Crank the heat to high and stir fry the absolute piss out of that for two minutes or until the cabbage is wilted and has a little bit of char
51Crank the heat to high and stir fry the absolute piss out of that for two minutes or until the cabbage is wilted and has a little bit of char
52Turn the heat to medium high, add your chicken back and stir fry until the chicken is hot again
53Turn the heat to medium high, add your chicken back and stir fry until the chicken is hot again
54Turn the heat to medium high, add your chicken back and stir fry until the chicken is hot again
55Add in one cup or 85g of bean sprouts
56Add in one cup or 85g of bean sprouts
57Add in one cup or 85g of bean sprouts
58Add your noodles and stir fry for about 45 seconds, then add all of your chow mein sauce
59Add your noodles and stir fry for about 45 seconds, then add all of your chow mein sauce
60Add your noodles and stir fry for about 45 seconds, then add all of your chow mein sauce
61Stir fry and toss until completely coated
62Stir fry and toss until completely coated
63Stir fry and toss until completely coated
64Add two tablespoons of water, stir fry and toss again repeatedly for about 1 minute or until your noodles are beautifully glazed and coated with the elixir of flavor
65Add two tablespoons of water, stir fry and toss again repeatedly for about 1 minute or until your noodles are beautifully glazed and coated with the elixir of flavor
66Add two tablespoons of water, stir fry and toss again repeatedly for about 1 minute or until your noodles are beautifully glazed and coated with the elixir of flavor
67Cut the heat and finish that off by tossing with your remaining garlic and stir until thoroughly combined
68Cut the heat and finish that off by tossing with your remaining garlic and stir until thoroughly combined
69Cut the heat and finish that off by tossing with your remaining garlic and stir until thoroughly combined