1Start by adding 2 pounds of ground beef to a mixing bowl.
2Add three lightly beaten whole eggs, 1 cup of panko breadcrumbs, 1/3 cup of Duke's mayonnaise, 1 tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce, 1/2 teaspoon of salt, 1/4 teaspoon of black pepper, 2 tablespoons of ketchup, and 1 tablespoon of mustard to the bowl.
3Add about eight pieces of cooked and crumbled bacon, saving some for later.
4Add an 8 oz block of shredded cheddar cheese, saving a little bit for later.
5Use hand mixers to mix all ingredients until beautifully combined.
6Plop the mixture onto a baking sheet with a wire rack (using the same one the bacon was cooked on, with foil to prevent sticking).
7Shape the mixture into a loaf.
8In a separate bowl, add 1 tablespoon of brown sugar to a bottle of Heinz chili sauce and whisk together.
9Pour the chili sauce mixture over the meatloaf, giving it a quick paint job.
10Throw the whole thing in the oven at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for about 60-65 minutes.
11Once out of the oven, transfer the meatloaf to a prettier serving dish.
12If desired, throw parsley on top to make it look even better.