Piss Birthday Cake

Serves 1
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Directions

  1. 1Pour syrup on the ramen noodles.
  2. 2Pour syrup on the ramen noodles.
  3. 3Pour syrup on the ramen noodles.
  4. 4Add Elmer's glue on each layer of cake.
  5. 5Add Elmer's glue on each layer of cake.
  6. 6Add Elmer's glue on each layer of cake.
  7. 7Stick everything together.
  8. 8Stick everything together.
  9. 9Stick everything together.
  10. 10Add paprika on top.
  11. 11Add paprika on top.
  12. 12Add paprika on top.
  13. 13Add more syrup.
  14. 14Add more syrup.
  15. 15Add more syrup.
  16. 16Put the apple on top.
  17. 17Put the apple on top.
  18. 18Put the apple on top.
  19. 19Pour the piss on top.
  20. 20Pour the piss on top.
  21. 21Pour the piss on top.

Ingredients

  • 4 packs ramen noodles
  • 4 packs ramen noodles
  • 4 packs ramen noodles
  • syrup
  • syrup
  • syrup
  • Elmer's glue
  • Elmer's glue
  • Elmer's glue
  • paprika
  • paprika
  • paprika
  • 1 apple
  • 1 apple
  • 1 apple
  • piss
  • piss
  • piss