Poop Juice

105 mins
Serves 1
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Directions

  1. 1Fill a pot with water.
  2. 2Fill a pot with water.
  3. 3Fill a pot with water.
  4. 4Add four cut up lemons to the pot.
  5. 5Add four cut up lemons to the pot.
  6. 6Add four cut up lemons to the pot.
  7. 7Add three smashed cloves of garlic to the pot.
  8. 8Add three smashed cloves of garlic to the pot.
  9. 9Add three smashed cloves of garlic to the pot.
  10. 10Add 30 pieces of cardamom to the pot.
  11. 11Add 30 pieces of cardamom to the pot.
  12. 12Add 30 pieces of cardamom to the pot.
  13. 13Add 10 smashed knobs of ginger to the pot.
  14. 14Add 10 smashed knobs of ginger to the pot.
  15. 15Add 10 smashed knobs of ginger to the pot.
  16. 16Add 10 smashed knobs of turmeric to the pot.
  17. 17Add 10 smashed knobs of turmeric to the pot.
  18. 18Add 10 smashed knobs of turmeric to the pot.
  19. 19Add one tablespoon of ground black pepper.
  20. 20Add one tablespoon of ground black pepper.
  21. 21Add one tablespoon of ground black pepper.
  22. 22Add a sprig of mint leaves.
  23. 23Add a sprig of mint leaves.
  24. 24Add a sprig of mint leaves.
  25. 25Crank up the heat and let it boil for 30 to 45 minutes.
  26. 26Crank up the heat and let it boil for 30 to 45 minutes.
  27. 27Crank up the heat and let it boil for 30 to 45 minutes.
  28. 28Once boiling is done, take it off the heat and let it sit for one hour.
  29. 29Once boiling is done, take it off the heat and let it sit for one hour.
  30. 30Once boiling is done, take it off the heat and let it sit for one hour.
  31. 31After one hour, strain the mixture.
  32. 32After one hour, strain the mixture.
  33. 33After one hour, strain the mixture.

Ingredients

  • 4 cut up lemons
  • 4 cut up lemons
  • 4 cut up lemons
  • 3 cloves of garlic
  • 3 cloves of garlic
  • 3 cloves of garlic
  • 30 pieces of cardamom
  • 30 pieces of cardamom
  • 30 pieces of cardamom
  • 10 knobs of ginger
  • 10 knobs of ginger
  • 10 knobs of ginger
  • 10 knobs of turmeric
  • 10 knobs of turmeric
  • 10 knobs of turmeric
  • 1 tablespoon ground black pepper
  • 1 tablespoon ground black pepper
  • 1 tablespoon ground black pepper
  • 1 sprig of mint leaves
  • 1 sprig of mint leaves
  • 1 sprig of mint leaves

Equipment

pot

Tips

  • Smash garlic before adding to release juices.
  • Smash ginger before adding.
  • Take stickers off lemons before adding.
  • Drink in the morning on an empty stomach.
  • This juice is also a really good anti-inflammatory.
  • The drink has a lot of antioxidants in it.