The Best Salad of Life

3 mins
Serves 4
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Directions

  1. 1Chop the celery and put it in a bowl.
  2. 2Chop the celery and put it in a bowl.
  3. 3Chop the celery and put it in a bowl.
  4. 4Dice one whole honeycrisp apple and add it to the bowl.
  5. 5Dice one whole honeycrisp apple and add it to the bowl.
  6. 6Dice one whole honeycrisp apple and add it to the bowl.
  7. 7Chop one large cucumber and add it to the bowl.
  8. 8Chop one large cucumber and add it to the bowl.
  9. 9Chop one large cucumber and add it to the bowl.
  10. 10Chop a bunch of fresh parsley and add it to the bowl.
  11. 11Chop a bunch of fresh parsley and add it to the bowl.
  12. 12Chop a bunch of fresh parsley and add it to the bowl.
  13. 13Add a handful of micro broccoli to the bowl.
  14. 14Add a handful of micro broccoli to the bowl.
  15. 15Add a handful of micro broccoli to the bowl.
  16. 16Add eight chopped dates to the bowl.
  17. 17Add eight chopped dates to the bowl.
  18. 18Add eight chopped dates to the bowl.
  19. 19Add a handful of chopped pecans to the bowl.
  20. 20Add a handful of chopped pecans to the bowl.
  21. 21Add a handful of chopped pecans to the bowl.
  22. 22Make the dressing in a separate bowl.
  23. 23Make the dressing in a separate bowl.
  24. 24Make the dressing in a separate bowl.
  25. 25Add 1 1/2 cups of shredded parmesan cheese to the dressing bowl.
  26. 26Add 1 1/2 cups of shredded parmesan cheese to the dressing bowl.
  27. 27Add 1 1/2 cups of shredded parmesan cheese to the dressing bowl.
  28. 28Chop one bunch of fresh dill and add it to the dressing bowl.
  29. 29Chop one bunch of fresh dill and add it to the dressing bowl.
  30. 30Chop one bunch of fresh dill and add it to the dressing bowl.
  31. 31Add the juice of three large lemons to the dressing bowl.
  32. 32Add the juice of three large lemons to the dressing bowl.
  33. 33Add the juice of three large lemons to the dressing bowl.
  34. 34Add 1/2 cup of mayonnaise to the dressing bowl.
  35. 35Add 1/2 cup of mayonnaise to the dressing bowl.
  36. 36Add 1/2 cup of mayonnaise to the dressing bowl.
  37. 37Add 1/4 cup of avocado oil to the dressing bowl.
  38. 38Add 1/4 cup of avocado oil to the dressing bowl.
  39. 39Add 1/4 cup of avocado oil to the dressing bowl.
  40. 40Add salt, pepper, and garlic powder to the dressing bowl.
  41. 41Add salt, pepper, and garlic powder to the dressing bowl.
  42. 42Add salt, pepper, and garlic powder to the dressing bowl.
  43. 43Add two teaspoons of maple syrup to the dressing bowl.
  44. 44Add two teaspoons of maple syrup to the dressing bowl.
  45. 45Add two teaspoons of maple syrup to the dressing bowl.
  46. 46Mix the dressing well.
  47. 47Mix the dressing well.
  48. 48Mix the dressing well.
  49. 49Pour the dressing over the salad and toss to combine.
  50. 50Pour the dressing over the salad and toss to combine.
  51. 51Pour the dressing over the salad and toss to combine.

Ingredients

  • 1 bag celery
  • 1 bag celery
  • 1 bag celery
  • 1.5 cups parmesan cheese
  • 1.5 cups parmesan cheese
  • 1.5 cups parmesan cheese
  • 1 whole honeycrisp apple
  • 1 whole honeycrisp apple
  • 1 whole honeycrisp apple
  • 1 whole large cucumber
  • 1 whole large cucumber
  • 1 whole large cucumber
  • 1 bunch fresh parsley
  • 1 bunch fresh parsley
  • 1 bunch fresh parsley
  • 1 handful micro broccoli
  • 1 handful micro broccoli
  • 1 handful micro broccoli
  • 8 chopped dates
  • 8 chopped dates
  • 8 chopped dates
  • 1 handful chopped pecans
  • 1 handful chopped pecans
  • 1 handful chopped pecans
  • 1 bunch fresh dill
  • 1 bunch fresh dill
  • 1 bunch fresh dill
  • 3 large lemons
  • 3 large lemons
  • 3 large lemons
  • 0.5 cup mayonnaise
  • 0.5 cup mayonnaise
  • 0.5 cup mayonnaise
  • 0.25 cup avocado oil
  • 0.25 cup avocado oil
  • 0.25 cup avocado oil
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 1 pinch pepper
  • 1 pinch pepper
  • 1 pinch pepper
  • 1 pinch garlic powder
  • 1 pinch garlic powder
  • 1 pinch garlic powder
  • 2 teaspoons maple syrup
  • 2 teaspoons maple syrup
  • 2 teaspoons maple syrup

Equipment

knifecutting boardbowllemon juicerwooden spoon