Lurgy Juice

Directions

  1. 1Throw kale in the juicer (or blender).
  2. 2Throw kale in the juicer (or blender).
  3. 3Throw kale in the juicer (or blender).
  4. 4Add oregano to the juicer (or blender).
  5. 5Add oregano to the juicer (or blender).
  6. 6Add oregano to the juicer (or blender).
  7. 7Add carrots to the juicer (or blender).
  8. 8Add carrots to the juicer (or blender).
  9. 9Add carrots to the juicer (or blender).
  10. 10Add three oranges, three limes, and three lemons to the juicer (or blender).
  11. 11Add three oranges, three limes, and three lemons to the juicer (or blender).
  12. 12Add three oranges, three limes, and three lemons to the juicer (or blender).
  13. 13Add the whole chunk of ginger to the juicer (or blender).
  14. 14Add the whole chunk of ginger to the juicer (or blender).
  15. 15Add the whole chunk of ginger to the juicer (or blender).
  16. 16Add seven to eight cloves of garlic to the juicer (or blender).
  17. 17Add seven to eight cloves of garlic to the juicer (or blender).
  18. 18Add seven to eight cloves of garlic to the juicer (or blender).
  19. 19Add a couple of scoops of moringa.
  20. 20Add a couple of scoops of moringa.
  21. 21Add a couple of scoops of moringa.
  22. 22Add a bunch of raw honey.
  23. 23Add a bunch of raw honey.
  24. 24Add a bunch of raw honey.
  25. 25Add a good teaspoon of Celtic sea salt.
  26. 26Add a good teaspoon of Celtic sea salt.
  27. 27Add a good teaspoon of Celtic sea salt.
  28. 28Add some hottish water to help everything melt together.
  29. 29Add some hottish water to help everything melt together.
  30. 30Add some hottish water to help everything melt together.
  31. 31Juice (or blend and strain) all ingredients together.
  32. 32Juice (or blend and strain) all ingredients together.
  33. 33Juice (or blend and strain) all ingredients together.

Ingredients

  • kale
  • kale
  • kale
  • oregano
  • oregano
  • oregano
  • carrots
  • carrots
  • carrots
  • 3 oranges
  • 3 oranges
  • 3 oranges
  • 3 limes
  • 3 limes
  • 3 limes
  • 3 lemons
  • 3 lemons
  • 3 lemons
  • 1 chunk ginger
  • 1 chunk ginger
  • 1 chunk ginger
  • 8 garlic cloves
  • 8 garlic cloves
  • 8 garlic cloves
  • 2 scoops moringa
  • 2 scoops moringa
  • 2 scoops moringa
  • raw honey
  • raw honey
  • raw honey
  • 1 tsp Celtic sea salt
  • 1 tsp Celtic sea salt
  • 1 tsp Celtic sea salt
  • hottish water
  • hottish water
  • hottish water

Equipment

juicerjuve pressblendermuslin cloth

Tips

  • If you don't have a juicer, blend with extra water and strain through a muslin cloth.
  • Moringa is a highly recommended superfood for overall health benefits.
  • Honey is proven to help with colds.
  • The juice will keep for about a week in the fridge.