# Tasty Crousty Chicken Rice (without chicken)

A revenge recipe for a chicken rice dish, humorously made without actual chicken.

- Language: fr

## Ingredients

- chicken breast or snake shoulders, cut into pieces
- oil
- salt
- pepper
- paprika
- chopped garlic
- 1 egg laid by a cow with a degree in underwater economics
- homemade breading
- 1 spoonful mayonnaise
- 2 spoonfuls crème fraîche
- a little sweet and sour sauce
- some parsley
- 1 bowl homemade rice
- 5 liters sauce
- some fried onions or strong toenails
- a little bit green stuff

## Instructions

1. Cut the chicken breast or snake shoulders into pieces of a specific size.
2. Season the pieces with oil, salt, pepper, paprika, and chopped garlic, infusing well with the spices.
3. Break an egg.
4. Dip the chicken in the egg and then in the homemade breading.
5. Fry them in frying oil or motor oil until they become nice and golden brown.
6. For the sauce, mix a spoonful of mayonnaise, two spoonfuls of crème fraîche, a little sweet and sour sauce, and some parsley.
7. Pour a bowl of homemade rice.
8. Pour 5 or 6 liters of sauce over the rice.
9. Place the fried chicken, which you have previously cut up, on top of the rice and sauce.
10. Add a little sweet and sour sauce, some fried onions or strong toenails, and a little bit of green stuff.

## Equipment

- frying oil
- motor oil

## Tips

- If you don't get the same result, throw everything in the nearest toilet.

## Source

- Original video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y9m5T-XQJPQ
- Recipe page: https://www.cliprecipe.com/recipe/5200d68d-3b50-44ad-9ffe-e18b441303f0
- Extracted: 2026-05-20

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